46 Dating and Flirting Tips

1- Send him a funny text message. But just in case he didn't see it, send it again and again and again. Also, send it to his parents and siblings, that way you'll be the topic of conversation over dinner. YAY!

2- If you ever catch him looking at you, say "YOU STARIN' AT ME, PUNK?". Works every time.

3- Greet him by screaming "KNEEL BEFORE ZOD" then use your superpowers to make him bow. If you don't have superpowers, saying "Hi" works too.

4- While he's reading, walk over to him and whisper "books are word prisons", then karate chop the air and run.

5- Karate chop the air.

6- Walk over to him and say something like "I kill puppies" while batting your eyelashes, then giggle, skip away, and wait for love to chase after you.

7- If he doesn't fall for you after the killing-puppies thing, tell him you have a dead body in your car, smile slowly, wink, and walk away.

8- Fall down a lot, maybe your crush will help you up.

9- Quote Twilight ALL THE TIME! lol, no.

10- Make a deal with a ghost to haunt your crush until he dates you. After he dates you, tell him about the deal.
11- Fool him into drinking a love potion.

12- It's easy to flirt if you're famous. Become famous.

13- Name both of his eyebrows and speak directly to them.

14- Carve your name into his car, but only when he's looking, you don't want someone else to take the credit!

15- Follow him EVERYWHERE! No, it's not creepy at all.

16- Buy new shoes and ask him if he wants to see how high you can jump. If he doesn’t care, jump as high as you can. That’ll show him!

17- If you ever hear him say "after all this time" or anything that ends with "this time", whisper "always" and burst out in tears.

18- Hire Cupid.

19- Flirt with other guys. This causes jealousy which always leads to love, and never causes drama or tension.

21- Every time he's about to sneeze scream"PIKA" before he says "CHU" so he'd know you guys are meant to be.

22- Walk over to him and whisper "Luke, I am your father" then run away. That will show him that you put the "der" in "vader" which is totally meaningless.

23- It’s hard to tell if someone is flirting with you or just being nice, so keep staring until it gets awkward and you probably still won't figure it out.

24- Dress up as him for Halloween. Not creepy at all, either.

25- Tell him you want him to be your 7th horcrux. How romantic is that?!

26- Stomp on his feet until he loves you.

27- If stomping on his feet doesn't work, you can resort to kicking and punching.

28- If you’re already in a relationship, but still want to flirt with someone else, go ahead! Yep, nothing bad can come out of this.

29- Get abducted by aliens, maybe he'll miss you.

30- Use the levitating spell to make a heavy book fall on his head. He'll probably pass out and you'll revive him. Then tell him about the spell.

31- Flirt by being mean to him until he falls in love with you. If he cries, it’s a clear sign that it’s working.

32- Spoil all the movies for him so he wouldn't go to the movie theatre with anyone else.

33- Fight over something awesome like which Harry Potter spell is the best. If it doesn't work, at least he'll understand how overrated Avada Kedavra is. If he doesn't, Crucio the hell out of him!

34- Use the imperial curse on him and make him date you.

35- If he likes smart girls, walk around with a microscope and dictionary ALL the time.

36- Dig a big hole and push your crush inside. Then get a rope and rescue him. He'll be grateful and you guys will end up living happily ever after!

37- Tell him that even though he's a muggle, he's still a pure-blood in your eyes.

38- If he ever invites you to have lunch or dinner at his place, keep counting his family members. That way they'll know you're good at maths.

39- Slowly walk over to him, whisper "They're coming for you" then dramatically walk away. Boys love a good creep!

40- Start conversation by talking about the weather then compliment him on his proud wizarding heritage.

41- Say you're afraid of goblins and cry, maybe he'll walk you home.

42- Pretend to be a zombie until he realizes that his love can turn you back into a human. AWW!

43- Start drama. Guys dig drama queens.

44- Sneak into his house, replace his shampoo with green dye, laugh at him with everyone else, then apologize. That'll make him know you're a good person at heart.

45- Black mail and threaten him into falling for you

46- If none of this works, throw him into an ocean. Don't worry, they did the same with Megatron and he turned out to be fine.